To Be More Productive, Do This One Thing — It’s in the Subtitle

Stop reading this email/article and go work on it

No seriously, go back to reading the subtitle and then close this window.

You’re welcome.

This article is a satire of all the “top 5 tips to make you more productive” articles that are out there to just get more reading minutes, and that merely ends up wasting more of your time.

Whenever you need a “boost” in productivity, just bookmark this page and come back to it. It’s the only advice we really need.